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? [ laughter ] you might want to put some of this energy into that. because once our robots are womiting, who's going to clean up after my roomba? [ laughter ] my other roomba? it'll start puking when it sees the first one blow chunks. [ laughter ] on the plus side, we finally have a robot the japanese won't want to have sex with. [ laughter ] but they should, because... >> new strains of drug restistant gonorrhea have spread to countries around the world. >> gonorrhea is beginning to outsmart our drugs. >> stephen: threat number 2: superintelligent gonorrhea! [ laughter ] a study has shown that gonorrhea has become resistant to the oral antibiotic cefixime. so if you've got vd, cefix-i-me will no longer ce-fix-a- you. [ laughter ] or anyone else! meaning everyone is in danger. everyone except for the number one threat to america: bears! [cheers and applause] jim? >> scientists say panda blood could help stave off illness. theyv'e discovered a powerful antibiotic that exisits in the bloodflow of giant pandas. >> stephen: that's right. pandas have super antibiotics in their blood, and all this
got a great idea for energy bars. [ r ]ter ] [cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. [cheers and applause] my guest tonight is a talkshow host who thinks he knows what's best for america. sorry, that job's taken. please welcome piers morgan. [cheers and applause] good to see you again. >> good to to see you. >> stephen: how are you? >> very good, thank you. >> stephen: thank you for coming on. i'm a big fan of the show and i mean this in the most respectful way possible get (bleep) out of town. [ laughter ] okay? no, no after the interview. >> okay. >> stephen: you understand to an american ear what it sounds like to have an english accent telling us how to live our lives. [ laughter ] >> i actually do, yes. i know how annoying it is, yes. >> stephen: you come from a place without the second amendment. >> we don't actually have guns. literally we don't have guns. you can't get your hands on them. the police don't have them. people in britain don't have guns. >> stephen: you hate the united states constitution. >> i love it. >> stephen: have you ever read a copy of it
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